the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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