i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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