I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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