My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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