she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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