you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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