in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
