we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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