Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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