By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
only you would photoshop your dick
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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