in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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