we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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