bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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