I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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