I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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