so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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