So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
