Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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