i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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