You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i came on her dog
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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