That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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