I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
