windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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