Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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