i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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