you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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