whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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