and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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