I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
two words...techno handjob
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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