Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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