i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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