We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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