I seem to have left my pride at pride
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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