He disabled his match.com account in front of me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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