Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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