It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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