I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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