I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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