doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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