tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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