I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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