he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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