Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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