soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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