is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
