Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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