Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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