I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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