OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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