If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bang-toberfest begins!!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize
