You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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