Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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